Christmas Cracker Jokes... No Googling!

[Bruce Fielding]

Post one up...

If you know the answer, then post it and another cracker joke

To start with a classic...

What sits at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

[MrLizard]

[quote="Bruce Fielding"]
Post one up...

If you know the answer, then post it and another cracker joke

To start with a classic...

What sits at the bottom of the sea and shakes?
[/quote]

Nervous jellyfish?

[Bruce Fielding]

nope

[Welshman]

A nervous wreck!!

What did Santa say to the smoker?

[moo]

Jellyfish are better when smoked ? 

[Welshman]

No.

[Bungle009]

Dont you know its bad for your Elf  ?

[AtomMadStew]

How does Good king Wenceslas like his Pizza's? 

[Bruce Fielding]

Deep pan, crisp and even

How did Bob Marley like his donuts?

[AtomMadStew]

Wi' jammin. 

Why was 6 scared of 7