Re: Joke
Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2019 3:41 pm
That actually made my ears bleed, thanks for that! 
Very strange people wandering around down south!! I didn't laugh so much since i put a dead grass snake on my secretaries keyboard
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Re: Joke
Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 10:30 am
JEBUS, I NEARLY CRAPPED MYSELF.
Very strange people wandering around down south!! I didn't laugh so much since i put a dead grass snake on my secretaries keyboard
Very strange people wandering around down south!! I didn't laugh so much since i put a dead grass snake on my secretaries keyboard
Re: Joke
Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 3:11 pm
Unfortunately, I hit a car today stopping at some lights.
The driver got out and he was a dwarf!
"I'm NOT happy!" he screeched at me. "Well which one are you?", I calmly replied.
And that's how the fight started...
The driver got out and he was a dwarf!
"I'm NOT happy!" he screeched at me. "Well which one are you?", I calmly replied.
And that's how the fight started...
Re: Joke
Posted: Thu May 09, 2019 7:30 am
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Re: Joke
Posted: Sat May 11, 2019 11:29 am
Steady Alan... 
Re: Joke
Posted: Mon May 13, 2019 7:11 pm
Was appalled to witness a horrible fight in town this afternoon.
A man was hitting his wife, in broad daylight, in the middle of the shopping centre. Then, he starts beating the kid! A policeman arrived and tried to stop the man, but the man took the truncheon off the copper and started to lay into him too. At this point, the wife and kid joined in to help the copper and the man was lashing out at all 3 of them.
Then, out of nowhere, a crocodile turns up and nicks all the fecking sausages!!!
A man was hitting his wife, in broad daylight, in the middle of the shopping centre. Then, he starts beating the kid! A policeman arrived and tried to stop the man, but the man took the truncheon off the copper and started to lay into him too. At this point, the wife and kid joined in to help the copper and the man was lashing out at all 3 of them.
Then, out of nowhere, a crocodile turns up and nicks all the fecking sausages!!!
Re: Joke
Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 6:29 pm
Apparently, 'bottom burps' can be louder than a bassoon; as I discovered earlier at the daughter's school concert rehearsal 
Re: Joke
Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 6:36 pm
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Posted: Sun May 19, 2019 8:12 pm
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Re: Joke
Posted: Sun May 26, 2019 2:06 pm
That's the spirit!
Re: Joke
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 10:00 pm
I love my Nomad.
I used to drive on the left of the road. Now I drive on what's left of the road...
I used to drive on the left of the road. Now I drive on what's left of the road...
Re: Joke
Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2019 8:10 pm
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Happy Father's Day to the fathers out there...
Happy Father's Day to the fathers out there...
Re: Joke
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2019 11:25 pm
Insomnia is a nightmare.
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Re: Joke
Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 9:02 pm
I've just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon Fresh - 2 separate orders.
I'll let you know...
I'll let you know...
Re: Joke
Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 4:05 pm
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth.
In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.
He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.
As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their Daughter's' date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard.
When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing.
Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, "That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be
when he grows older?"
The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law."
In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.
He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.
As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their Daughter's' date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard.
When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing.
Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, "That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be
when he grows older?"
The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law."