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Seb Vettel having a laugh, it's in German but it's really funny.
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someone should disguise Andy Smith and send him in to test drive at Ariel
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I took my daughter to the cinema the other day.
After picking up the tickets, we went to the kiosk and ordered two large popcorn, two cokes and a Chocolate bar.
“Sorry, I only have a £50 note” I said to the assistant.
“No problem” she said, “you can put the chocolate back if you like”!
After picking up the tickets, we went to the kiosk and ordered two large popcorn, two cokes and a Chocolate bar.
“Sorry, I only have a £50 note” I said to the assistant.
“No problem” she said, “you can put the chocolate back if you like”!
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Ireland’s worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.
Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night
Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night
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My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last:
Twice a week, we go to a nice restaurant (remember those days?), have a little wine, some nice good food and companionship.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Another day, she got a mudpack and looked great for two days - then the mud fell off.
Twice a week, we go to a nice restaurant (remember those days?), have a little wine, some nice good food and companionship.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Another day, she got a mudpack and looked great for two days - then the mud fell off.
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Gary, an avid Atom enthusiast finally married his long time girlfriend. Some time after the honeymoon, he was out in the garage working on his car.
She stood quietly watching him work on his car and finally she spoke. She said “ Now we’re married I think it’s time for you sell your Atom”
He was shocked, with a terrified look on his face. His wife said “Oh darling what’s wrong?”
“You sound like my ex wife” he said.
“Ex wife!” She screamed. “You never told be you had been married before”
“I haven’t “ he said
She stood quietly watching him work on his car and finally she spoke. She said “ Now we’re married I think it’s time for you sell your Atom”
He was shocked, with a terrified look on his face. His wife said “Oh darling what’s wrong?”
“You sound like my ex wife” he said.
“Ex wife!” She screamed. “You never told be you had been married before”
“I haven’t “ he said
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