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What do you call a woman who shaves her bum?
Anita Harris
Anita Harris
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Practically impossible to follow that one.
However, a drunk staggers into a Catholic church,sits down in a confession box and says nothing.
The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention,but still the man says nothing.
The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.
Finally,the drunk replies;' No use' knockin' mate,theres no paper in this one either'.
However, a drunk staggers into a Catholic church,sits down in a confession box and says nothing.
The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention,but still the man says nothing.
The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.
Finally,the drunk replies;' No use' knockin' mate,theres no paper in this one either'.
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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
Told you!
Cliff.
Told you!
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How do you know the woman in 'Jaws' had dandruff?
'Cos she left her Head and Shoulders on the beach.
She was only a footballers daughter, but she sure like her 'uddersfield...
Don't you love the old ones?
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'Cos she left her Head and Shoulders on the beach.
She was only a footballers daughter, but she sure like her 'uddersfield...
Don't you love the old ones?
A
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Yep.
What do the fastest fish in the pond drive?
An Ariel motor-pike and side-char.
What do the fastest fish in the pond drive?
An Ariel motor-pike and side-char.
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AN engineer, a system analyst,and a programmer were driving down a mountain when the brakes failed.They screamed down the mountain,gaining speed and finally managed to grind to a halt more by luck than anything else,just inches from a thousand foot - drop onto jagged rocks .
They got out of the car and the engineer said 'I think i can fix it.' The systems analyst said,'No i think we should take it into town and have a specialist look at it.The programmer said,'OK but first i think we should get back in and see if it does it again.
They got out of the car and the engineer said 'I think i can fix it.' The systems analyst said,'No i think we should take it into town and have a specialist look at it.The programmer said,'OK but first i think we should get back in and see if it does it again.
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Why can't you buy Aspirin in a pet shop?
Because the Paracetamol
Because the Paracetamol
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Old but I love it.
Turn the volume up to hear it properly.
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Turn the volume up to hear it properly.
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OMG Alan. Nearly soiled myself
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