Joke

[Karl V]

"Karl - You're coat" ...

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[John Scherrer]

Don't you just hate spell checkers ?

[Karl V]

This Christmas with the In-laws has taught me one thing: drinking brake fluid is not that bad.

It takes a bit of getting used to, but I can stop at anytime...

[AlanP]

Seb Vettel having a laugh, it's in German but it's really funny.

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[phil4]

Good to see Seb wreaking more havoc...

They did something similar the States a while back, benefit is it's in english:

[GraemeW]

someone should disguise Andy Smith and send him in to test drive at Ariel

[Karl V]

The Mother-in-Law took the Nomad out for a spin yesterday and nearly ploughed into an oncoming train!

Talk about mixed feelings...

[Karl V]

Since everyone has started washing their hands, the complimentary bowl of mixed nuts at Stringfellows has really lost it's flavour.

[Karl V]

Was chuffed to be complimented on my parking today at B&Q in Leatherhead.

Got a lovely sticker that said "Parking Fine".

I should hope so too! The Nomad was a doddle to park in those massive blue parking bays right by the front door...

[Cjg62]

I took my daughter to the cinema the other day.

After picking up the tickets, we went to the kiosk and ordered two large popcorn, two cokes and a Chocolate bar.

“Sorry, I only have a £50 note” I said to the assistant.

“No problem” she said, “you can put the chocolate back if you like”!

[Karl V]

Don’t trust Atoms, they make up everything.

(Yeah, I had to read it a few times too).

Now; where did I leave my coat???

[Karl V]

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

"Get in the car Robin."

Going to bed now...

[autobackup]

Ireland’s worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.

Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night

[John Scherrer]

My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last:

Twice a week, we go to a nice restaurant (remember those days?), have a little wine, some nice good food and companionship.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Another day, she got a mudpack and looked great for two days - then the mud fell off.

[GraemeW]

Gary, an avid Atom enthusiast finally married his long time girlfriend. Some time after the honeymoon, he was out in the garage working on his car.

She stood quietly watching him work on his car and finally she spoke. She said “ Now we’re married I think it’s time for you sell your Atom”

He was shocked, with a terrified look on his face. His wife said “Oh darling what’s wrong?”

“You sound like my ex wife” he said.

“Ex wife!” She screamed. “You never told be you had been married before”

“I haven’t “ he said